“二战”时(👷)期,盟军要实施安奇奥(🐌)登陆计(jì )划,迫于(🕟)对一门叫安奇奥大炮的(de )(🎗)超级武器(qì )的(de )忌惮(dàn ),要(yào )派两(🐮)个精锐特(🎾)工去摧毁这(zhè )(🎲)门大炮,结果两(😎)个傻逼(bī )被(🐿)派(pài )(🕔)了去,最后经(🛍)过一连串搞(🙍)笑事件,阴差阳错(cuò )的(de )最后完成了任(🥞)务。 (✖)片段一:(🖍)德国人在(🕕)北非(😱)布置(zhì )了一个陷阱(jǐng ),准(zhǔn )备了一幅(🌚)假的防御(yù )工(😞)事地图(tú )让这(zhè )二个士兵(㊗)带回去(💻)。他(🙂)们(men )(📙)却阴差阳错(cuò )的拿(ná )走(zǒu )了真(zhēn )的(👓)地图,最(zuì )终(zhōng )赢得了战(zhàn )役。 片段二:他(tā )们化装成管道(dào )工潜入(rù )德(dé )军在意(yì )大(🤖)利的(🕯)司(🌮)令部(bù ),给(gěi )(🈁)他们卫生间(🏉)的管(🍑)道(dào )修得乱七(🐾)八(bā )糟,把将(jiāng )军淋了(⛏)个落汤鸡。将军去换衣(💹)服,拉(lā )开(😝)抽(🔈)屉(🏒)发现一套新(🈺)的军服,于是洗头洗脸准(📸)备(🥤)换上新军服(🥅)的时候闭着眼(🚲)把脸盆(pén )里的脏水倒(🆙)进(🖍)抽屉里(lǐ )了(柜子旁(🏓)边有一个废水(shuǐ )(🕕)桶)。那个将军(🔪)是最主(zhǔ )要的一个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前(qián )1分钟,都没有一句台词。最后说了一句“谢(xiè )谢”。 片(💨)段三:德(dé )军有一门超(chāo )级大炮(👆)俯视着联军将(🐣)要(yào )登(🎁)陆的(de )海滩。这二个士兵居然化装(🔝)成希特勒(😻)和(hé )随从(cóng ),去视察大炮(😙),把大炮炸掉(diào )了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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